My Birthday...a mini-speech by Corey Okubo

I would like to thank you all for coming out to this event, this occasion, my birthday. I am getting far to old to have this sort of event in the future, so consider this a historic gathering. Next year is going to be spent at home, drinking tea, with a good book, and three of the highest priced hookers in town.
Waitress - I'll have the ribeye steak!